04 — THE SCOPE NOW INCLUDES RETAIL.
WEAR THE
WORKLOAD.
He’s got the ticket.
He’s got the hotpatch.
Now he’s got a merch department.
Four products. One assignee. A completely fictional store. No charges. No shipments. Just scope creep.
Open the collection ↓Dress for the next ticket.
Is any of this real? +
The dedication? Absolutely. The store? Entirely pretend. Nothing gets charged, ordered, shipped, or saved as a purchase. Your cart lives in this page and disappears on refresh. Kyle has enough records to migrate.
When does it ship? +
Right after Kyle clears the backlog. So: no. These are fictional products with fictional delivery options. The shipping estimate has been moved to the next hundred years.
What’s the return policy? +
You can remove anything from your cart. Incredible. A scope reduction. Nobody tell the client. Since nothing ships and no money moves, there’s nothing to return.
How does sizing work? +
The tee and hoodie come in pretend sizes S–3XL. The cap is adjustable. The mug is a mug. Product details have the full fictional size guide.