kyle&tickets®
05 — RESOURCE ALLOCATION. ALLEGEDLY.← Back to the backlog

FOR KYLE. YOU ABSOLUTE LEGEND.

FUND THE
LEGEND.
ISH.

One developer. Every ticket.
Surely the man deserves a little something.

Wonderful. We’ve put the web admin
in charge of distributing it.

100% GOOD INTENTIONS.
0% TO KYLE.

This is a pretend donation. No payment details, no actual money, no saved donations. The accounting is a joke. Quite literally.

▣   KYLE-FUND-0001PRIORITY: ADMIN
01 / HOW MUCH ARE WE “HELPING”?

A little support.
A lot of overhead.

$1–$1,000,000. Let’s not give finance another ticket.

Drag toward Kyle. Go on. We believe in you.

← Web adminKyle →
WEB ADMIN · 100%$25.00Keeping the lights on. Allegedly.
KYLE · 0%$0.00Keeping everything else on.

All funds assigned to the web admin. Of course.

Mock donation. Actual charge: $0. Kyle’s cut: also $0.

PREFER SOMETHING EQUALLY FICTIONAL?

Wear your support.

It’s the closest Kyle’s getting to any.

Open the merch department ↗
DONATION STATUS: ENTIRELY HYPOTHETICAL

Support received.
By the admin.

Actual charge: $0. Nothing was sent or saved.
Kyle opened another tab.